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I’m not sure up guys noticed, but we’re most certainly closed. So I will be standing here awkwardly while you eat.
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Aw, yiss! My Demon Hunter from Diablo 3 don’t mess around!The Brute from Tribes: Ascend. Yes please. Disco party all day long.
Lilith from Borderlands. I’ll die sexy and my phasewalk will take some bitches out too.
Muthafuckin Commander Shepard. Consider everyone except me fucked, cause Shepard NEVER dies.
Undead Warlock…yay! I have a headhunter!
I’m mother-fuckin’-Kenshi from Mortal Kombat. I may be blind, but I ain’t fucked! :D
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for whatever reason it never dawned on me how many things would change without gays.
This is hilarious and amazing!
Ha ha ha! Made my morning!
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She didn’t.
(via wwiao)
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(via sodomymcscurvylegs)
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When did my friend become hot?
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Said it before Power Bottom
Calm yo tits!
I can totally understand being in a locker room full of big beefy guys when you’re a football player, but why are you alone with a single guy in your private bathroom?
Awwww, what’s wrong timmy?
Come here, let me love you.
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(via sodomymcscurvylegs)
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It’s really awkward for me to watch to try and study the anatomy of people so I can draw them better since I’m so shy. The only people I really see are customers most of my day and I can’t just stare at them long without them looking at me strangely. Especially the men, because they think I’m checking them out, which is true if I think they’re cute. I mean, it’s a compliment, I’m not gonna jump you or anything, I’m just trying to do my homework! D:


